THE INTERN PART II

It was a sunny Wednesday afternoon when in walked the intern and a looming pit of doom fell on me like a twelve dollar sledge hammer from Wal-mart. I thought the intern was gone forever, how could this happen?

No I am not talking about Bill's intern. This intern is way more of a threat than that Lewinsky chick was.

This intern makes Bill's look like a cheap two dollar Texas hooker on a side street in the middle of August. Yes this intern is so sweet looking and talking, so innocent acting, that next to her Mother Teresa herself looks like a headline grabbing media diva.
This intern bats her lashes and wags her behind, which sets on top of 12 feet of leg. This intern weighs 100 pounds with two 10 pound weights on her shoulders. She is, dare I say it, near-perfect.

The intern is young and has no idea what true professional decorum is, this intern is energetic and ready to pounce. This intern wears a smile that says Jesus loves you. This intern can flirt with men right in front of their significant other, all the while making it seem perfectly innocent to all but the wise intern-way knowing woman standing by.

This intern makes friends easily, don't get me wrong, the intern has skills!!! But I see through the facade and I am watching the intern!!!

This intern won't wear a blue dress in my man's office. This intern won't disgrace me in front of people I care about. This intern has another think coming!

Just know intern...I am watching you and I know what you are up to!!!

My man knows better than to stray, so you can take your intern ways and hop on down the road cause bunny Peter's staying right where he is...with a real woman!!